Best Coast - Crazy For You →
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Cavewoman Diaries: Smoke Seasoned Steak & Eggs →
cavewoman-diaries: Steak & Eggs, a perfect combination of breakfast & dinner, add a complex carb like sweet potatoes & you have a great paleo meal. Which is exactly what I made for dinner tonight. I took Grass-Fed Sirloin Steak and seasoned it with Trader Joe’s South African SMOKE Seasoning Blend, I cooked that on… Follow this blog for great Paleo recipes and cooking...
Sorry, not sorry
Gosh, I really don’t blog enough. I recently endured a mutual breakup which I feel ended on very positive terms. An honest first for me. I’m such a firecracker that this cessation almost makes me unrecognizable. I mean, I’m a very passionate person but lately I’ve been feeling a whole lot of nothing. Cliche time: it’s not you, it’s me. Yes. That’s...
few and far between
I have heard 100 women say “I don’t trust men.” I, myself, have also said the phrase countless times. Men can absolutely be dogs, I won’t disagree, but when did we forget that people in general aren’t trustworthy? I’m not trying to win the most cynical award here but I am being a realist. How many times have we ourselves betrayed the trust of our friends or...
I want to become an expert in this art form →
Current read featured on HelloGiggles.com aka the... →
Currently reading “Dark Places” by Gillian Flynn and I saw it featured on my favorite website so I thought I’d share the love. I just finished Gone Girl by the same author which I wholeheartedly recommend! xx
Be careful what you look for.
Fess up, ladies. We’ve all done it. We are all guilty of breaking this very sacred relationship rule: Looking through your significant other’s phone. After admitting I’ve broken this rule myself, I’m going to give you three reasons why this is an absolutely terrible, no-good idea and why I’d never do it now. 1. Why are you looking? Obviously something...
caution: crazy, rejected man on the loose →
My friend Jamie passed on this email and I thought all my lady friends should be warned about how to “not lead men on” Xx
waiting period. →
Thanks to Mai-Lan for this informative and relieving article ;)
lines guys (and girl) have used on me
“You’re a dope kisser,” Male, 26, Los Angeles “You’re a white girl trapped in a black girl’s body,” Idiot, 17, High school “Your bangs are giving me a boner,” bar patron, New Jersey “Tell me your first name. How else can I write a song about you? If you break my heart Ill probably write an entire album about you like adele did for...
Last night I went on a date. I brought my best friend. The guy has already texted me. The universe is SO fucked. xx
take it back
It’s alarming how many single female friends I have who are waiting in the interim period between being fuck buddies and being in an actual relationship. These ladies are waiting for these bonehead guys to realize that maybe the next best thing to come along will probably want to bang your best friend anyway and you should be grateful. You should be grateful that an intelligent, funny,...
conversations I have with my mom
Mom: Rachel, soon you and Meghan will have a room together. Meghan: I love how you call it ‘our room’ Mom: Well I figure you’ll be lesbians soon enough. Actually, you both should ditch men and just be gay together. Rachel: Yeah, seriously… Meghan: ::giggled:: but I can’t eat vagina, mom. Mom: So just be eaten. This is my life.
this is my brand of gangsta →
read so hard got paper cuts!
That moment where you realize you left the box to your brand new vibrator in the kitchen trash. At the top. In your parents house.
Apparently all of us ladies go through our “bad boy” phase, where we knowingly go after dudes that are no bueno. This is the kind of guy that knows he’s ridiculously good looking, is oblivious or just plain ignorant in regards to the feelings of others and will have no qualms with admitting it either, saying things like “I’m just doing me, girl” or “We are...
Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them– Marilyn Monroe
fifty shades of grey: clitorally acclaimed porn...
Being the bibliophile that I am, I jumped at at the chance of being on the 50 Shades of Grey bandwagon. I suppose the fact that the book has been described as “mommy porn” by the LA Times drew me in initially; however, the mediocre female protagonist didn’t exactly keep me at the edge of my seat but I’ll let you figure out what did. I am not saying this wasn’t an...
how is Jessica Simpson still pregnant?
I’m seriously concerned and made a list of things she should do to drop it like it’s hot (the baby, of course) 1. Do the cinnamon challenge (spicy enough, eh?) 2. Have upside down sex 3. Do the monkey bars at a playground 4. Hold the squatting position for 3 minutes at a time. 30 reps. In heels. 5. Start playing 98 Degrees songs to the fetus and yell “this is not your...
I recently have received a lot of negative feedback on my decision to donate my eggs to an infertile couple and I don’t quite understand it. At the same token, I have gotten praised for being a good samaritan or having an empathetic uterus as well, which is amazing and appreciated. However, I don’t exactly understand the negative folk. I made this decision for several reasons. Mainly...
I’ve now avoided so many caloric mistakes– Me, on calorie postings at Starbucks
I’m not an all you can eat buffet.– me, on guys trying to score after buying me dinner
you can at least play make believe
Let me preface this by saying that I don’t exactly expect to be poignant right now. However, there is a point I need to get across to the male population: do you really think you can feed me and expect me to fuck you? No, it’s a serious question. What is with you guys? Did your mothers not breast feed you as children and thus you have no regard for the female sex besides using us as a...
If being a mom is that easy, I’m in– Me, watching the Pop Tarts commercial
White people think the rules don’t apply to them, I.e., slavery, wearing...– Me
Let me paint you a picture of my most recent date. I met this gentleman in a bar. Usually, I would never do such a thing out of fear that they may be a sociopath. However, looking back at my track record, I haven’t met that many stand-up dudes through friends anyway. I also should add that I was insanely inebriated when I met this fellow. Red flag? Obviously not. Meghan is a daredevil as...
Saturday night my liver defied science and for that I am grateful– Me, in reference to the absurd amount of shots taken in honor of Jennifer’s birth.
now this is a guy I can believe in. →
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the oh no no's
Tom Haverford, this is for you, you sexy dark man. When searching for a partner, there are always qualities that we seek out. There are also qualities we try to avoid like the plague. Here are my oh no no’s: Republicans I have no interest in dating a middle-aged white man who wants to tell me what to do with my vagina. If that were the case, I’d date my father. Virgos You guys...
the good doctor.
Note to readers: You get what you pay for. To preface this story, I’d like to say that I sincerely believe the above statement after today. So you might want to think twice about purchasing a Groupon for a doctor visit. Granted, I didn’t buy a gynecological exam for $49 that including free delivery of my hypothetical twins (although, in this economy, I might not be able to pass up...
Karma's a bitch and bucket of KFC, obviously. →
Britney must have done a lot of good in her life judging by these pics.
I tried the Dukan diet. Let me first preface this by saying that I am not by any means a serial dieter. I wanted to lose 9lbs and only 9lbs and this diet sounded somewhat reasonable. I did my part. I read the book and completed the online evalualtion and it did its magic and told me I would only have to follow this diet for 2 months. Pretty reasonable, huh? Well, before you jump the gun and go buy...